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January 30th, 2012

Masterpost for all fic recs.

sassygaymisha:

Note: All fic rec posts are constantly being updated, so check back from time to time. But when I do a major update, I’ll make a post to let you guys know about it.

(via moishacollins)

misha collins is so pretty like seriously sir how does your face work

January 29th, 2012

(via natatas)

enochianrage: Mind. Blown.

enochianrage:

Mind. Blown.

(Source: waitingforamadmanwithabox, via castianity)

(via louder-than-hranica)

wholphins:

Others
They say my name
But they do not say my name
Not as you do
You say my name
And it is in the curve of your lip
The flick of your tongue
In the way it slips between your teeth
Like a chant like a chant like a chant
That I know it belongs to you
That I know you could carry it with you
To the ends of the earth
And it would be safe within
The warmth of your mouth

(via scribbles-and-scratches)

you are a giant dick hole and i don’t believe a word that’s coming out of your mouth

you are a giant dick hole and i don’t believe a word that’s coming out of your mouth

katara:

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(via alphyns)

thecuriouscaseofaspencole: 10 Top Tips To End Rape Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. If you are in a lift and a woman gets in, don’t rape her Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.  Don’t forget: it’s not sex with someone who’s asleep or unconscious - it’s RAPE! Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone ‘by accident’ you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can call for help. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. If you have every intention of having sex later on with the woman you’re dating regardless of how she feels about it, tell her directly that there is every chance you will rape her. If you don’t communicate your intentions, she may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her and inadvertently feel safe. Don’t rape.

thecuriouscaseofaspencole:

10 Top Tips To End Rape

  1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
  2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
  3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
  4. If you are in a lift and a woman gets in, don’t rape her
  5. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
  6. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public. 
  7. Don’t forget: it’s not sex with someone who’s asleep or unconscious - it’s RAPE!
  8. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone ‘by accident’ you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can call for help.
  9. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. If you have every intention of having sex later on with the woman you’re dating regardless of how she feels about it, tell her directly that there is every chance you will rape her. If you don’t communicate your intentions, she may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her and inadvertently feel safe.
  10. Don’t rape.

(via misterspock)

spanishwithanirishaccent: Shut up. Please. You life ruiner. Filed under: People who need to stop and think about what they’re doing.

spanishwithanirishaccent:

Shut up. Please. You life ruiner.

Filed under: People who need to stop and think about what they’re doing.

(Source: carnival-really)

slaughterhousefive:  #taylor swift is the female Nice Guy™

slaughterhousefive:

 #taylor swift is the female Nice Guy™

(Source: cblately, via mynameisgrey)